so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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