Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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I need you to use more vowels.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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