Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
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