More tranny stories later!
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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