You just made me feel so damn special
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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