'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
im on a boat
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