Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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