Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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