maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
