Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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