Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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