I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Randomize
