Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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