How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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