You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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