I hate all girls vehemently.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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