im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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