So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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