More tranny stories later!
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I have tasted many bathrooms
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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