Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
cat food counts as protein by the way
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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