Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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