i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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