i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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