That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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