Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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