not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I want you more than these girls want KFC
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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