a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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