Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Randomize
