Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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