As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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