Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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