Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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