after a month anything with tits is on the radar
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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