I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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