I think I am morally bankrupt
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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