I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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