it wasn't lemon gatorade
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
