I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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