So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
we're so committed to being not committed
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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