We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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