bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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