i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
