Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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