We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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