So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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