I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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