i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
they're like a gay fantastic four
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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