It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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