I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
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I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
why is half of my head shaved?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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