Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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