i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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