Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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