So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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