I am spending my child support on dildos
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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