u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
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you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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