you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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