I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Princesses don't give blow jobs
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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